Today I saw a woman drop at least six cucumbers on the street. Almost instantly I said 'same' and suddenly I was the weird one. I also had a disappointing quesadilla so the day was not going well.
However...
MY SHOW WAS FULL!
This was very exciting, and the audience was super great. Even the drunk guy who made me promise I wouldn't call him a Nazi, as someone on the street had previously. We also learnt from someone else about normal porn, which I can only describe as 'dick in, dick out, get on your bike'. Bless him. There was also a guy in an official-looking Fringe lanyard who was moving around at the back of the audience for the first half of the show, so if I receive some kind of scathing review in the near future, someone please ply me with alcohol/memes.
I also flyered for the show in my 8.6"-ers WITHOUT FALLING OVER! This Fringe lark is great.