Today I met the media. They were quite nice, but I did a lot of standing, and for a busy woman such as me to stand for at least four hours, something’s gotta give. Nothing did give, but I met some really nice fellow performers, including Elsa von Schnippish, a German cabaret star who helped the Allies win WWII, and also does a show with a cabaret star named…
FRANK SANAZI
who does Old Blue Eyes/Third Reich mashups such as ‘I’ve Got You Under Berlin’, which is genius and you should probably go and see it (after my show, obvs).
I also did my show again which, despite me only flyering during the hour before, was quite well attended. We met Chris, who introduced us to the concept of ‘barback’, which is something I’m still not sure about. Chris also won the cassette tape, which definitely did not work in the machine. Sorry Chris. Maybe put a pencil through the holes and do some twisting. Barback.
Also, I forgot to mention that I shaved off half of each eyebrow. It makes getting ready a lot easier, but my non-existent sex life will remain non-existent for the foreseeable future. Never mind. I’m too busy for a man.
The Fringe continues...